• "Topaz is the coolest ever and steals other people's code!" -a willing resident archeologist
  • "Go go go Joseph, you know what they say..." -Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
  • "Where are all these dragons coming from? The dragon city?" -a mobile gamer
  • Saucy is love, saucy is life
  • Dragons are life!
  • I live for my sauce and I sauce for my live
  • "OH YEA!" -Vector, Despicable Me
  • "Hope everyone's having a great pride month... shout out to... the gays..." -Danny Gonzales
  • "IMMA LICK OUT YOUR BRAI-AI-AINS" -Bring the Pain, Mindless Self Indulgence
  • "Don't we love all the rich girls in Gloomtown?" -GLOOMTOWN BRATS, iDKHOW
  • By the definition of the word, yes -- I am, indeed, a furry.
  • "BAKUGAN, ROLL! BAKUGAN, STAND! RISE, DRAGONOID!" -Bakugan
  • Internet (platonic) husband status: taken by Luci Luci Loo

About Topaz

My names include Leon, Szard, Topaz, Orion, and Yellow. My pronouns are he/him.

Now for: TMI Time

I am an only child, about 5'6", and mixed race (Brazil/Poland). I live in the UK, and have all my life -- with the exception of two months in Poland when I was two years old.

The next section: ambitions? Do those really still exist in this world?

Surprisingly, they do. Otherwise, I just have a really weird drive to do things. Anyways; I plan on becoming a genetic engineer (meaning that I would alter DNA); I hope to one day make art to be proud of; and I sincerely wish to become at least somewhat internet-famous. I thrive on attention; my greedy ass wouldn't be able to get any happier if I developed a fanbase.

If I had a lot of money, I would...

  • Buy the assets (and dev team) for and revive Dragons World (I miss my spring dragon dearly)
  • Do the same as above for Min Heroes on Kongregate (I miss my loomi)
  • Launch a global search for my missing gemstone, which was a pink/orange/white agate attached to a silver chain. Because the rock's shape and whorl placement looked very similar to a snake (with the addition of the chain being its body, of course), I named it Sepron, after the serpent from Beast Quest. (I also miss him dearly... I feel that this is becoming a theme)
  • I'd pay off every government body and become ruler of everything in order to vanquish capitalism. That's literally it
  • I'd employ a workforce of artists to draw building-high murals (check them out if you haven't already) and create sculptures of animals and mythical creatures
  • At this point, my fortune would be meaningless (because of the obliteration of capitalism), so I'd get a cool house through the 'one each!' system. Sick!

What, pray tell, does the Grandmaster Paz like?

I'm not terribly fond of those stamp things, for whatever reason, so I'm just going to use them as placeholders until I come up with my own way of showing off my interests.

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

ID≡NTITY

I am an intersex, gay, aromantic man who goes by he/him pronouns. I am highly suspected of having auDHD, and I struggle with de-personalisation on an almost daily basis. I was born on the 18th of December, which makes me a sagittarius, if that matters to you at all. According to the online test, my MTBI is INTP (Logician). By definition, I am alterhuman and a therian; I don't choose to identify with those labels, though.

FaQ

When did you start the Invictian World Model (story)?

When I was in Year 3 (7-8 years old). I remember it very vividly; I was sitting next to my friend, Edward, in the balcony seats of a pantomime for a school trip. The final act was, as it usually is, a dance party, with women dressed in pink feathers ruffling around the stage. Something clicked in my head, so I turned to dear Edward, and asked, "Do you believe in magic?"

...I know that sounds embellished, but it truly isn't. The sense of wonder may have been from me just being a child.

Why doesn't the Discord button on this page work?

Because I don't have a Discord yet. Duh.

Why don't you want to be called a furry/therian/alterhuman?

Idk. It's just not me. Same reason why someone wouldn't want to be called a woman if they identified as something else, even if they behaved in a 'feminine way'.

What kind of intersex do you have :3

I don't have to provide you with details of my genitals/genetic makeup.

Why on Earth do you use proper SPaG in MESSAGES?????

I really, REALLY like SPaG. It's like -- my life-long special interest. Ohhhhh, do I love my semicolons (not in CSS. I keep forgetting in CSS) and my colons and my em dashes (that I overuse religiously. If only there was a nice shortcut so that I wouldn't have to keep using '--'...)

Were you abused as a child?

no

Which programs do you use?

  • Drawing: Clip Studio Paint (I used to use Medibang. Before that was FireAlpaca, and before that was Ibis Paint X)
  • Animating: Toon Boom Harmony (also Flipaclip! I do use CPS and FireAlpaca on occasion, too)
  • Video editing: DaVinci Resolve
  • Coding: ngl I'm doing this all in the Neocities editor lmao
  • Writing: ...Word (might be making the move to Libre soon, though)

Do you have art and animation commissions open?

Regardless of when you read this, the answer is terribly likely to still be a big, fat 'Yes'. Look at my prices on my Carrd (or on this website, once I get around to it) and shoot me a message via my Tumblr or via email!

Do you have writings commissions open?

Honestly, it entirely depends on what you want me to write. My base rate is £2 per 100 words!

Do you have coding commissions open?

Not a chance. I almost exclusively use free templates and edit them until they're unrecognisable -- but half of the code is still someone else's work! Therefore, no; coding commissions will never be an option to buy from me (or, at least, until I learn a decent amount of HTML and CSS. JavaScript is still a mystery to me).

Are your favourite colours blue and yellow?

...Noooooooo (lying)

Not-so-frequently asked questions

What's your cat's name?

MIILLIIIEEEEEE <333333333333333

When did you watch Hannibal, and in how much time?

5th of August, 2023, in three days back-to-back. I understood what Will meant when he said that his inner voice sounded like Hannibal; mine did too.

Can I give you money, pretty please?

In short: if you want to find a way to do so. In long: I'm currently too young to set up a Patreon, Kofi or similar! I'll be back to update this when I am, though.

Why dragons?

Why not

List of my favourite characters from anything ever:

Actually... I'll give this its own page.


That's all!